Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Luau of Cthulhu

StinkinGuy: How is call of cthulhuluhuluhulahoop?

shmigget: You know, that's an interesting image.

StinkinGuy: "A thick, unsettling atmosphere fills this ambitious first-person action adventure, which makes up for some frustrating moments and dated graphics with plenty of chills, variety, and originality."

shmigget: Rising from the turbulent obsidian waters, the Great Old One's turgid mass raised its hideous arms, placing the cyclopean circle about it's portulence, then with gyrations maddening to behold, began to undulate like a Polynesian girl at a luau.

StinkinGuy: You know what I have to say about that?


StinkinGuy: Giant ... sucking ... turd eater!

shmigget: I think I've got a story there.

shmigget: The Luau of Cthulhu.

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