Sunday, July 15, 2012

First scene with Wily and Trim

Amanda got tired of the pile of magazines, papers, CDs, and whatnot on my desk so I got to sorting the various sundries.  Within I found the first thing I ever wrote for Wily and Trim, that night they appeared to me whole and entire.  

EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Sitting on adjacent headstones are WILY and TRIM.

TRIM
Wiley?


WILEY

Yeah?

TRIM
I think I’m hearing Nature’s call.

WILEY
Didn’t you hear me tell you to go before we started the stakeout?

TRIM
I did!  The vending machine was out of Dew so I had some apple juice.  That stuff goes right through you.  It’s unnatural!

WILEY
Great.  So the number one is sponsoring today’s episode?

TRIM
Huh?

WILEY
Number one as in not number two?

TRIM
Oh!  Sesame Street!  And it seems like yesterday when you were watching Teletubbies.  My, how you’ve grown!

WILEY
Fine.  I was trying to figure how long you’d be gone, but no worries Mr. Potty Pants.  I’ll wait here.

TRIM
Ah, no.  Need I remind you of the plot of every horror movie known to Man?  This would be the part when I say, “Be right back” only to have my eviscerated entrails fall upon another unsuspecting victim three scenes later.


WILEY
Eww, did you have to bring up the entrails?

TRIM
What?  That’s nothing compared to the guy with the pins in his face.

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